keep it sparkly, not patriarch-ly's avatar

keep it sparkly, not patriarch-ly

tracey-hummel

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

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taking johnny to see guardians

taking johnny to see guardians

thespoonmissioner

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maarnayeri

maarnayeri:

The same white people who wanted an open crucifixion of Michael Vick for dog abuse will give you 1001 reasons as to why an officer killing an unarmed and surrendered black kid deserves to roam free, and in fact are shelling out their entire bank account to make sure it happens.

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the two most important people in the world #breastfriend #fiancee #loves

the two most important people in the world #breastfriend #fiancee #loves

daddyhyung

queenofattolia:

daddyhyung:

I’m done with abs. I know what abs look like. I’ve seen plenty. Plenty of arms too. Bring on the thighs. I want bare thighs. I’m bored. Bring me male idols in booty shorts and skin tight leggings. Free the thighs. Free them.

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sergeantjerkbarnes

sergeantjerkbarnes:

can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania

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braginskey

johnnotegbert:

icingpacket:

braginskey:

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

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looking through the notes for this post is hilarious bc everyone has a different name they insist is the only one

you have your contenders:

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you have your hispanohablantes:

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you have your homestucks:

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and you have this guy:

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chrisozer

chrisozer:

Highway 1

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my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

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blindbeards0llux

aapollojustiice:

blindbeards0llux:

asexual people are so cool because they can use the term “ace” when referring to themselves??? ace is such a rad word??? stay cool my ace pals

we also make great attorneys. there’s a whole video game series about us. check it out.

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jamietheignorantamerican
  • Men's Rights Activists:THIS IS NOT FAIR. MEN HAVE PROBLEMS TOO.
  • Black Men:We're constantly demonized by mainstream media and are targets of police brutality.
  • Gay Men:We face discrimination and hatred and are denied marriage and job security.
  • Trans Men:We are outcasts and are denied medical care, our lives are constantly under threat and our gender is always under scrutiny and policed by others.
  • Men's Rights Activist:....
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  • Men's Right Activist:Y-Yeah, but... a Feminist was mean to me...